Neutrally Hilarious!!

I was hanging with Zt and HL today after work and we were
talking about everything all at once.

First we talked about how Zt saw FD3 and how she didnt see the first two, and how HL hadn't seen any of them, and how death has a planfor all of us and that if we're meant to die then death
is going to get us...etc etc.

Anyways, we traced ZT's roots and she's most susceptable to diseases. Since she's in between HL and I she's got the worst of both worlds. My side of the family, has a history of diebetes, HL's side, breast cancer.

So she's like, "*sigh* dont talk about death already, we all know that I'm most susceptable to gettin breast cancer, diabetes, plus I have asthma!"

HL brings up that it is debatable whether cancer is genetic or is caused by environmental factors. So I pitch in to explain how smoking causes cancer by killing your cells which means that they need to be regenerated. And in this process millions are killed and need to be reporduced and each cell that has to be reproduced whether it be cells killed by smoking or otherwise, has a chance of mutating from it's original DNA structure. This mutation could be cancerous, which means that it lacks the ability to stop multiplying and thus grows exponentially, out of control which causes a lump, and that is cancer...

In other words, I confused the heck out of the two of them. So again Zt says....yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna get all these diseases anyways.

Then we got into the topic that Bausch & Lomb Renue Contact Lens Solution made this one guy blind, so we shouldn't use that product for awhile. HL argues should the world really completely stop using a product just because one person is affected by it? For all we know the kid could probably have dripped acid on his fingers before he used the solution.

Zt says okay okay, I'm gonna grow cancer and we're gonna have to cut off my breast! Stop talking about this stuff.

EZ - Ya know that if your vagina is too alkaline that you could grow weird bacteria, and then you'd have to cut that off too!

Zt - the vagina is acidic?!

EZ - yeah! and sperm is akaline, did you know your face is not neutral, it's a little more acidic...or is it a little more aklaine...I dunno it's just not neutral.

HL - yeah the vagina is acidic, you know PH7

EZ - PH 7! not that much! you know PH7 is like the acid acid that'll burn a friggin hole in your skin, that's the strongets acid is PH7!!!

Zt - Wahahahahahah, ohhh....so that's why there's a hole there!

HL - ahahahahhaha

EZ - ROFL literally! Wait! wait! I wail!!! PH7 is alkaline laaaaa!!!! PH1 is acidic....ahahahahahah

HL - oh yeah ha...so sprem is alkaline and the vagina is acidic.

Zt - oh! oh! oh! Do you know how how to make neutral?! acid plus alkaline becomes neutral!!waaahahahaha!!!

EZ - hahahahaha...yeah,yeah yeah...and sperm IS alkaline! Haven't you ever felt it before? it feels like soap!

HL - you know have you ever tasted alkalline before? it taste nasty!

EZ - you cant eat PH 7 alkaline it'll burn you just like acid!

ZT - *sticks her tongue out like a lizard* you...you mean you've tried to taste the aciiid....hahahahahha

EZ - you sick virgin you!!! WTF is wrong with you!!

hahahahhaa

Funny, funny night...