Integrated discussions about how we, humans, came about, linger through our everyday thoughts, people talk about adam and his apple eaing naked wife, having shitloads of sex and bearing millions of offspring. Polygamy and incest made us who we are. Of course scientist think humans came from monkeys.
Gy and I went siteseeing at a famous cave on the outskirt of town. He said that a friend and collegue of his, Bd, went there on his trip over. He had a hilarious encounter with a monkey who was interested in the bag of peanuts Bd was carrying, while going up the steps to the cave.
The monkey leaped onto his chest, put a hairy arm around his neck and tried to snatched the bag of peanuts away from Bd. Bd, chucked the bag of peanuts flying, and took off at probably forty miles an hour.
What da heck was he doing with a bag of peanuts in the first place!?
As we watched the monkeys swinging around climbing and sliding down poles, Gy, took caution. He didn't want to be the next huge laugh of the year back home. I assured him that monkeys were nice, they're cute, if you offer them food, they'll sit obediently stare at you with thier almost humanly looks, calmly reach out and politely take it from the plam of your hand. They're nice, Bd probably just met an asshole one.
Gy ponders, and replies, you're right, he probably just met an asshole one! A rude asshole monkey!
Humans evolved from monkeys, and if there are so many human assholes, they must have come from somewhere, asshole monkeys. Ahhh, so that explains it.
Next time you meet an asshole person, it's alright, he probably came from a frigin asshole monkey! heh.
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